on ridin' dirty

let's be honest. given my track record, i'll probably be a wheel chair or at least some sort of walking aid in my elderly life. i'm pretty sure I'll be one of those old men who hobble around waving their sticks at kids.. or if i had a walker, i would slowly shuffle out the house in my bathrobe, look at the sky and say something along the lines of 'it's going to rain soon.. i can feel it in my bones'. thus, after a good day spent well, i have decided this is the wheel chair i would want.

when I get this bad boy pimped out, i'll be the epitomy of ridin' dirty (although truth be told, it would probably be closer to white and nerdy)

ps. i hope powerpoint at least gets better in the future so when i am obese and handicapped, i wont be the one that kids want to project their screen onto.

pps. ridiculously hungry these days.. tonight i had a plate of shanghai noodles, a 12 inch sub, a large bubble tea, and i am starving now for.. seafood, hk street style. oh man i am seriously craving chinese seafood (maybe sai kung or cheung chau)! i may be pregnant; more news to follow

ppps. if i had to get a snowboarding helmet, what color would be best?